It scares me that

Patagonian toothfish are sold under the name Chilean sea bass.
Rasphead Rockfish are sold as Pacific Red Snapper.
Hide your children. 

And DON"T ORDER THE TILAIPIA, which could be a soft, gelatinous bottom dweller that feeds on waste matter.  Or not.  But I swear to god they served this treat to me in High School.

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TIlaipia?  Lumpfish?  Mix it with mayo and slap it between two slices of Wonderbread and let your colon sort it out.

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[Ezra]

ugh. I bet that sucker put up a good fight. It's missing its robotic legs.