This gem in my e-mail box, next to two Nigerian e-scams, from a "Flash Marketing" sales rep:
Do you want the top position in the major search engines? We will give you a free site review and show you why we are the best at getting you the most. Email us today at [name redacted]@gmail.com and include the best way to contact you.
Ahhh...the power of search meets the power of spam? Crap like this gives us all a bad name. And news flash, Flash: I don't write my name with a period. very. often.